Golden Nuggets of Six-Year-Old Wisdom

Actual Conversation with Adam:
Adam: "Mom, some kids have been farting in my class at school."

Me: "We don't say 'fart' in our family. Could you please use 'toot' instead?"

Adam: "But they weren't tooting, they were farting."

Me (quizzically): "Huh? Is there a difference?"

Adam (in exasperation): "Yes! A toot is a smelly thing that comes from back there (pointing) and a fart is a noise you make with your armpits."

So there you have it...I learn something new every day.