The scene: 3 kids + me in one small room, bad smell suddenly fills the room
Everyone: Ewwww! Who did that? Yuck!
Spencer: Adam, that's gross. Just say excuse me.
Adam: It wasn't me, it must have been Ellie.
Ellie (whining in defense): Princesses don't toot!
Adam: Yes they do. Anyone can toot.
Ellie (getting upset): They do not. Princesses are pretty, so they can't toot! I'm pretty like a princess, so it wasn't me.
Spencer (smugly amused): You're right Ellie. Princesses don't toot so it must be Adam.
Adam (on the verge of crying): IT WASN'T ME! Anyone can toot...even princesses!
In a world with wars raging, the economy going to shambles, and American Idol choosing its top 12...I'm sure glad my kids are worrying about such important matters.
PS Apparently I am not a princess.
Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteYou really should be more careful about the dairy Lara ;o)
hahahahaha. Lara. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteI know it's getting bad when we're at the store and my daughter covers her nose and says LOUDLY, "Ewww, something stinks!"...that's when we flee the area and pretend nothing happened. I guess I'm not a princess either. hehe...
LOL!!! You have a lot of fun in your home!!!
ReplyDeleteHave your children been hanging out with Peter lately?
ReplyDeleteThanks for a serious laugh (from one "princess" to another).
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot : ).
ReplyDeleteThanks for the congratulations. I was super surprised : ). It is such a fun site, isn't it?
HAHA Lara! Very funny! I hope that means that Madeline won't ever toot either.
ReplyDeleteYou could have always blamed Pete. There was never a toot in our house that Pete was not blamed for. Poor PP. Poor Adam.
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