Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Shall + Not = Shan't

It is Wednesday night and I think I shall go find my oldest son and take a candid photograph of him in the midst of his evening activities.   

Where oh where wilt I ever find him?

Certainly I shan't  find him mowing the lawn of his own free will.

And I know I shan't discover him hanging up his clothes.  For that is the purpose of the chair in his room. 

Ah, here is my son.    I have found him in the same place and same position he was 72 minutes ago. 

Oh look.  While photographing my son I have happened across the new cell phone bill.     

Holy moly. 

Hmmm....I wonder what he texts about.  It doesn't seem like he could  have THAT much to say in a month.

I think I shall aim the camera at his phone instead of his face and take a photo of the message he's working on.  I shall be very sneaky and he shall never know that I peeked. 

Hehe.  I'm so sneaky....

Oh snap.

7 comments:

  1. Holy cow! That's a lot of texting!

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  2. Haha! That is so hilarious!

    We just started texting, and over 10,000 texts in one month blows my mind!

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  3. rofl!!!!! lara. you are a riot.

    10000? holy guacamole. I bet he doesn't say 10000 words in a month.

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  4. 10,000! I do believe it coming from Spence, but dang that's a lot of texts ;)

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  5. Oh. My. holy hannah! That is so stinking funny! I barely know how to text at all! LOL!

    And I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for commenting on my post about family planning yesterday. I whole-heartedly agree with what you said!

    And coming from a family of eight kids I say, right on!

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  6. That is a lot of texting!

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