Exclusive Super Moon Calendars…Get ‘em While They’re Hot

While most people’s walls sport  boring old calendars with pictures of landscapes, flowers,  or cute little puppies on each page…

You don’t have to be run-of-the-mill anymore, because today is your lucky day!

You my friend, can kiss your boring old walls goodbye! 

It’s time to take your walls to the next level
and totally wow your friends and family….




with this one-of-a-kind, up-to-date, super hot, TOTALLY AMAZING calendar I designed just today. 

100% of all pictures were taken either by yours truly or by my unpaid child servants and I guarantee you won’t find these lovely pictures anywhere else on the web.  

 
BRACE YOURSELVES for loveliness
beyond your wildest imagination!  This vision of other worlds will light up your space, inspire you to create big, AND  help you track all the stuff happening in your life!

So without further ado, hold on to your eyeballs…..my very first calendar: 


“The glorious super moon rising over the Virginia landscape”



        January                    February

                              March                                              April                                     

                          May                                                       June

                               July                                              August

September                       October

              November                                                                  





December

And if those amazingly out-of-this-world pictures aren't enough to convince to buy this calendar yet, then you must check out the stunning detailing on this work of art: 

Each picture is affixed with  super strength duct tape, guaranteed to eliminate pictures falling out of your calendar once and for all.  In addition, the duct tape will speak volumes of your sensibility and eye for details! 

 

 Don't miss out on this ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity to own your own piece of history.  This is one purchase, you'll applaud yourself for making over and over again.  Don't miss out!!!!!!!

Each calendar is only $27.99 + tax and a small shipping charge of $12.   Checks can be made payable to Lara's Super Moon Account.   All proceeds go to benefit the countries damaged by the Super Moon’s super gravity (ie Japan, Libya, etc).


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