Six Easy Steps to the Best White Elephant Gift Ever

Step 1:   Find a present that everyone will fight over.  

Step 2:  Concoct an evil plan.

Step 3:   Put the evil plan into action.  

4. Line everything up so it looks just like the original.    

5.  Stand back and watch calmly while everyone fights over it, THEN only when it is declared safe, strongly suggest that the new recipient open it up and share.   

6.   Wait for the hysterical laughter to ensue.