A Day at a Time: December 2017 --Baptism, Zombie Problems, and a Chocolate Fast

We started off December with my nephew, Davin's baptism. He was a cutie pie and it was fun to spend the time with their family. We also enjoyed running into one of Cami's friends (Elder Duffy), serving a mission in my brother's ward.

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Don't ask what got into me, but I randomly decided that I was going to make the coolest white elephant gift ever for the high priest group party. I did some research, made my plans, spent too much money, and put way more effort than I should have to create a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit.

I put in all these fun things (along with a bunch of snacks on the bottom layer)....

I made this Zombie Identification Guide with pictures of men from our ward. I was totally prepared for it to be the hit gift of the night. Everyone would laugh and everyone would fight for it.

That afternoon Glen found out that his job was ending in February. His super sensitive HR director pulled him out of his work Christmas party to let him know.

We didn't really feel much like partying at that point, but I had this super cool gift and some fun festive clothes to wear, so we went anyway.

And it was all a HUGE flop. The gift was the first one picked of the night and no one paid it one iota of attention. It never got stolen and the people who got it couldn't have cared less and didn't even laugh at all the funny details I'd added, then they left early. Combined with finding out about Glen's job, it all felt like a colossal waste of our time and money. Next year, I'm definitely just going to the thrift store to buy something stupid, because clever/funny seems too elusive for me.

(And apparently I'm still a bit bitter about it six months later)!

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Right at the end of December, I ended my year-long chocolate fast. It was amazing and I ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of it and made myself sick.