Lara's Revenge....

Hope you don't think less of me after this confession....

Remember Miss Grumpy Lunch Lady who likes to yell at me? 

Although I look all sweet and innocent in these pictures, in reality, I sure showed Grumpy Lady a thing or two last Thursday....

I brought Subway sandwiches to the school Thanksgiving luncheon,



instead of  buying her pressed turkey parts in gravy. 

And then, in a fit of rebellious vengeance, stood up on the table and yelled,

"Hello!  My name is Inigo mon-Lara.  You yelled at me.  Prepare to splee" 

I don't know what 'splee' means, but it rhymed with 'me' and sounded all cool and vengeful, so I just went with it. 

Then I grabbed an extra one of her precious plastic spoons and challenged her to a battle of the wits right then and there. 

I won handily....of course. 

(For some strange reason, nobody really believes me when I tell them this story.  I'm hoping that by putting it here in print that people will finally start to take me seriously for once.) 
 

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