Title Change

 

Yes, it's true.   I changed the title of the last post. 

What can I say?

I wrote my post late at night, then reread it this morning, and imagined all the shocked gasps of horror emanating from my friends and family as they read my late night toilet humor.  As per usual Lara style, I second guessed myself.  While most normal people who second guess themselves in such a manner would have changed the title AND the content of the post to reflect a more refined and mature sense of humor.   I, however, am not most people.

I just thought to myself, it's so simple.   All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: Are you the sort of blog reader who would put a comment on an obnoxious post with the matchingly obnoxious title or the innocent title instead? Now, a clever man would put the innocent title onto his obnoxious blogpost, because he would know that only a great fool would comment on a post hot chocolate he was given. I am not a great fool, so I  clearly could not choose the original title in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the the innocent sounding title in front of me.   Am I done yet?  Not remotely!  Because my blog comes from  Virginia, as everyone knows, and Virginia is entirely peopled with politicians, and politicians are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me (don't worry I'm only saying that to set the mood), so I can clearly not choose the obnoxious blog title in front of you.  Ha ha!  You only think I changed my blog title to be less obnoxious! That's what's so funny! I switched titles again when your back was turned! Ha ha!  You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never get comfortable in thinking you know what dizzying intellect Lara's blog is going to spew forth next"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...