Which one of the following statements is a lie? Since I'm offering a gazillion dollars to the person(s) who guesses correctly, you may want to read the official rules outlined below to make sure your entry is legal.
1. Helped one of the kids open their own bank account.
2. Just got our passports in the mail.
3. Made disgusting popsicles.
4. Got a busy, new calling at church.
5. Bid farewell to my sister who's been staying with us ever since Spencer got sick.
6. Spence is at the beach with a friend this week.
7. In the process of making homemade fruit roll-ups (with 100% fruit)
8. Haven't bought any bread for the entire summer.
9. Cami got an order for 10 dozen cupcakes for an upcoming wedding.
10. Finally finished organizing the kids' room.
11. Want to go on vacation later this week and still haven't finalized our plans.
Official Rules (please read carefully before entering)
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. VALID ONLY ON THE EARTH AND ITS KNOWN SATELLITES ONLY. ENTRY IN THIS CONTEST CONSTITUTES YOUR
ACCEPTANCE OF THESE OFFICIAL RULES.
The "Guess Lara's Lie" (the
“Contest”) is designed to encourage
eligible U.S. blog readers (
“Entrant(s)” or “You”) to use their gray matter to guess what on earth Lara might lie about. Lara (the Judge) will choose the
winning entry at random, and the prize will be awarded in accordance (more or less) with these Official Rules (the
“Rules”).
1. ELIGIBILITY: To be eligible to enter the Contest, an Entrant must:
(a) be a citizen of earth or a permanent alien from a planet with dual citizenship (i.e. must be able to show proof
of legal permanent residence, for example, a “picture of you arriving on earth in your spaceship”); (b) be aged at least 6 hours old. Octogenarians and above are not eligible to participate based on their overdeveloped sense of lie detection.
2. SPONSOR: The Contest is sponsored by Glen and Lara Inc., a Virginia corporation. Funds will only be released to the winner after all other debts are paid first (i.e. the gazillion dollars Lara owes Glen)
3. CONTEST PERIOD: The Contest begins on
August 6, 2012 at 11:38:00 P.M. Eastern Time Zone in the United States and ends on
August 6, 2112 at 11:38:59 P.M. ET (
“Contest Period”). All dates and times are
subject to change without previous notice.
4. HOW TO ENTER: NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. To enter the
Contest, visit the Contest website located at wawasmusings.blogspot.com (
“Contest
Site”) during the Contest Period and leave a comment indicating your official entry. Humorous comments and multiplicity of entries are welcome.
Entries received without a completed comment form or for those entrants under 3-months-of age, without a parent’s or legal guardian’s
signature, will be disqualified.
LIMIT ELEVEN (11) ENTRIES PER ENTRANT. Subsequent entries will be disqualified unless they are filled with compliments about my appearance and/or my superior skills. Any mention of my plethora of gray hairs, the non-funniness of my late night humor, or my actual age will result in immediate disqualification from this and all future contests.