January Shenanigans

  I was feeling overwhelmed by getting caught up here on the blog and remembered that I write a weekly email to my missionary each week that does a nice job of summing up what we've been up to lately.  Mostly the letters are pretty boring, but sometimes they're a little silly.   This letter from January 24th falls on the silly end of the spectrum.  Here's a glimpse of our life...

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Hola Hermana!
I'm attempting to get off to an earlier start than usual writing my letter to you. Partially because I'm really tired and would likely write you a nonsensical diatribe filled with useless tidbits about the square root of pi ( because I hang out with Adam) if I wrote to you at my normal time. Or I would fall asleep writing it and it would say something like:
"This week was ajfjkjfjjjjjzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" phhonahgenn
and you'd be left wondering all day if our week was good, bad, or full of crazy shenanigans.

Don't worry, it wasn't any of those.

So here I am, attempting to be coherent. Plus dad's on a ward council zoom call right now (yes, it's 10pm) and I can't go in the bedroom, so here's me being all productive in the living room instead of wasting my time getting ready for bed and all that kind of useless jazz.

This week was.....

normal.

It wasn't exceptionally good or bad, and shenanigans were all on the minor side of things.

Here's a glimpse:

The good:
There were no broken bones, the food was exceptional, Rocky stopped eating his own poop (because we now watch him like a hawk every time he goes in the backyard and run out in our barefeet to chase him away if he so much as gets within a yard of his poop), I got rid of some crap sitting around the garage, and we got 3 more Christmas cards in the mail.

The bad:
Adam cut his foot on a tape gun.

 Ellie sliced her leg open with the car door. I ate wayyyyyyy too much of that exceptional food. I'm pretty sure that Rocky isn't actually a puggle, but perhaps a puggunk (part pug, part skunk).

Things I accomplished:
I sewed a boatload of masks and helped Ellie earn over $200 for her HEFY fund. Never mind that I've spent about $500 on fabric and have a long ways to go before we ever break a profit; it's just the project we needed to help us stay engaged and creatively motivated. Plus I'm pretty sure all the fabric store employees are starting to recognize me now (even though I try to vary the mask I wear each time), so don't be surprised if I get nominated Joann's favorite customer of the month soon. I'm pretty sure that's a thing. And I'll be so flattered, I'll probably buy another $200 of fabric.

Things we ate:
burgers with guacamole, grilled cheese and cauliflower soup, garlic chicken pasta with sundried tomatoes (over zucchini noodles), tomatillo chicken chili, hearty chicken pesto pizza, chicken and cheese enchiladas with roasted tomatillo sauce, and the best dang green beans I've ever eaten (thank you, Ellie)

Random news of the day:
I think we may be going to Florida this weekend. This is a development as of today, because we're just that random and just that spontaneous....and tickets are super cheap and Kristina's family is going to be there too.


Some shenanigans:
We went on a 5-1/2 mile hike in the 28-degree weather. It was a lovely hike, but very cold. Adam talked about the square root of 2. Ellie had a good math day, then hated it again the next. We also played Clue and I lost. I sent some super random postcards...

See I told you our shenanigans were on the minor side of things.

News from home:
Did you hear? M.K. is starting her mission and has been reassigned to Temple Square? Oh, and last night I had a dream about N.Z. driving me in a car while he sat in the passenger seat... I'm pretty sure there's some good hidden meaning in there about you marrying him someday, but it also could have just been a random flashback nightmare about teaching all you kids to learn to drive. I don't know....you're the missionary...you decide the meaning.


Pop culture trend of the week that you may or may not have missed:
Someone snapped a picture of Bernie Sanders at Biden's inauguration that has gone viral in a hilarious way. It's him all bundled up in his very casual winter clothes, with a pair of amazing mittens on, and looking somewhat ill impressed. People are taking that image and photoshopping into famous paintings, scenes from movies, and just in general making it hilarious. It honestly was a bright spot in my week. I'll attach a few for you to enjoy.


Well, it's a good hour before I normally send off my weekly epistle to you, but I'm running out of things to tell you. And I'm afraid that my writing will quickly devolve into musings on the advantages of sleeping without socks on or about how Spence wants an air fryer and a cookbook for his birthday. Or I'll just... aahklhklhlkjlkjlkzjklzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Or I'll just sign off and say I love you (all) like crazy! Have an amazing week!
Love,
Mom

Riots and Scars and such

 Family update via letter to our missionary (dated January 20, 2021)

Hola to our favorite Hermana!
Como esta? How was your week?

I'm sitting here trying to think what to write to you about and I just have to say, it's been a super boring week. Everyone's back to their school schedule again, Ellie and I are fully eating keto now, and dad's looking hot and heavy for a job again. We didn't even do any cool hikes or anything

There were the riots at the capitol building earlier and I guess that wasn't boring, but it was depressing. Just another can of worms to get people contentious and up-in-arms again. I think it's a very good thing that inauguration day is coming very soon or the whole world may implode (as Trump does his best to throw the world a figurative hand grenade as he leaves office). Trump needs to just stop having power and to get out of the limelight.

Adam finally let us cut his shaggy hair.   That was kind of exciting.

Did you get to watch the Brandon Sanderson "Why I Believe" fireside on FB Live tonight? It was good. I don't know if you can watch it belatedly, but you should totally watch it if you're allowed. I haven't even read any of his books and I very much enjoyed it.

Speaking of Brandon Sanderson...Adam recently just finished his latest book, "Rhythm of War" and Dad just started it. Of course Spencer read it immediately and Garrett got it for Christmas, so I imagine he'll be reading it soon too. I just finished a light fluffy read, after two heavy non-fictions (one about cholera and one about the founding father--Benjamin Rush). I needed light and fluffy!

Well, you'll be happy to know that my latest hiking shoe injuries (I mentioned those, right?) are almost healed now. My elbow injury was pretty intense and is going to have quite a scar. It's been a few weeks, and the wound (which was actually deep enough that Garrett said could have used stitches, but didn't NEED them) has finally completely closed up. Unfortunately, it still hurts when touched and I absolutely can't bear any weight on it, which is surprisingly a common occurrence when getting up from a lying down position. Thankfully it doesn't generally keep me up at night anymore either, so that's good. My knee still hurts some, but is going to be totally fine. My elbow scar will definitely outshine Adam's when all is said and done.

Your cousin Jesus just turned 3. Isn't that crazy? Also, M & K's family just arrived to Kuwait this past week, so they're quarantining for 2 weeks. It's kind of entertaining to see Matt's facebook diatribes and super long Marco Polos that he seems to be doing to keep himself busy. The good news with the 10 minute long Marco Polos is that we're seeing lots of glimpses of their cute kids. Anna is talking a TON now and it's adorable. She often refers to herself in the 3rd person, which is extra adorable. They also got cats, which are kind of cute.

E.B. (from our new ward) is just finishing her at-home MTC learning Spanish and is taking off on her mission (to Mesa Temple visitor's center) on Tuesday. It's too bad you two didn't overlap. I think you two would be good friends. 

Tonight I made keto lasagna, roasted broccoli, and keto lemon bars...and we totally enjoyed it. Eating keto is hard sometimes, but it's definitely easier this time having done it before. My sweet cravings are starting to lessen a little at least.

You may be able to tell by the content and coherency of this letter, but I am SUPER tired and should probably be outlawed from trying to communicate right now. I think I'll finish up with a link to a talk that struck me earlier this week. It's a good one and if I could put my words together better, I would tell you what I liked about it. But that requires brainpower I do not currently have, so I'll just say, it's a good one and you should read it.

Becoming like Him

I love you a whole whole bunch and like a macadamia nut. (that's an actual quote from your older brother when he was a young child and why I threw that in here, I have no idea).

Hope I haven't said anything too stupid or embarrassing.
We LOVE you!!!!
Love,
Your tired mom