I've got five kids and I'm a bad bowler, so it's no surprise that I'm regularly beat by a few of my kids, but today I've sunk to an all-time low!

Today Ellie outscored me by 9 points.

I was schooled by a three-year-old.
Next time, I'm just going to forgo the bowling and just go as a professional ball organizer (and onion ring consumer).