Showing posts with label crazy bird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy bird. Show all posts

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Crazy Bird

Any of you who have been following along on our blog for very long, know that our family really enjoys birdwatching.  It all started with Adam when his 2nd grade teacher wove learning about birds into every subject at school.  His knowledge and excitement about birds sparked our interest and now  birdwatching is one of our  family's favorite things to do.

We have feeders on our deck that we love to keep an eye on and consider a relaxing birdwatching walk through the woods to be one of the best ways to spend a lazy afternoon.

So Cami came home from an away lacrosse game the other day, telling us a funny bird story.  She told how her team had gone to a backfield and immediately upon setting their lacrosse sticks down to do some warm-ups, came across a very pissed off bird.  She told us about how loud and aggressive the bird seemed and she couldn't figure out why it just wouldn't fly away from them like most birds, so she assumed that it was injured.  Later when they went to pick up their sticks, they realized that they had unknowingly laid them right next to the bird's nest which was on the ground, which was why the bird was freaking out so much.   In the meantime, some of her teammates were getting kind of spooked by the loud dramatics and eager to get away from the "crazy bird".

In the midst of retelling the story, she kept mentioning what a pretty bird it had been and she wondered what kind it was.  A short search online and she learned that it was a killdeer.   Killdeer are known for their loud histronics and  "fake broken wing act" to protect their nests.    After reading that, we were all fascinated and plotted for a way to go see the birds in action ourselves.

Serendipitously a couple of days later when I was taking Emma to her All-County Chorus Concert (look for a blogpost about it soon), I realized that the place that Cami had seen the Killdeer was right on the way to her concert.   So we stopped to take a look for ourselves.....

Just as Cami had described, immediately upon approaching their lair, this bird started going bonkers.  It flailed around on the ground, with its wings bent in funny directions, all the while making unearthly loud noises.

 Too bad for him, we ignored his tricks and went straight for the nest, so I could get pictures of the calm bird who was guarding it...

We kept a far enough distance to not actually disturb anything, but I was thrilled to get a quick peek at the nest and see that one of the eggs was hatching.

Because their act looked a bit exhausting, we were careful not to stay too long, but I couldn't resist snapping as many photos as I could in the meantime.

We were interested to learn that Killdeer are a type of plover and are considered shorebirds.  However they don't usually live near water and are known to build their nests in the ground of golf courses, athletic fields, and flat roofs.  

Now my kids are begging me to go back as soon as possible, so that they can see the babies.   Normally I would scoff at a request to drive that far (12+ miles) for such a small thing, but who can resist a baby?  Even if it is the baby of a slightly crazy bird.

I think we'll go tomorrow morning.

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Sweet Revenge with Crazed Wildlife


Picture this:


  • 7 kids all happily playing at one house.
  • Strange noise emanates from one of the bedrooms.
Eeee, Eeee, Eeee, Eeee!

  • Hmmm, what could it be?

"Shhh, it's a cute little bird on our window sill. We don't want to scare it. "


"But I really want to open the shades and get a better look."
Squawk, Squawk, Hiss, Squawk!


"Oh look. It's so cute and it didn't fly away after opening the shades and gathering 7 people around it. Maybe it's making its nest here."
Hiss, Squawk, Eeee, Squawk, Hiss! Nope, no nest anywhere in sight.


"Don't you want to see my cute little baby doll, little birdy? Let me tap it against the window over and over again so you can get a better look."
Does he fly away now?

Nope that little bugger stayed right he where he was, looked Ellie in the eye, puffed up his feathers, and squawked as loudly as he could challenging her to a duel.

What are we supposed to do? Closing the storm window would be the obvious solution, but I'm frankly a little frightened of that small bird. I'm not that unsure that if I opened the window to shut the storm window, that he wouldn't charge me and peck my eyes out.

Although there are no eggs, no nest anywhere in sight, that bird is getting pretty protective of the window sill that just happens to be right over the head of our bed. It's been 12 hours and he's still there squawking and hissing loudly anytime anyone walks into our bedroom. Obviously we can't go on like this.

After racking my brain, I've finally come up with a completely satisfying, albeit only mildly plausible solution:

First thing tomorrow morning, I'm getting out the ladder to move him over to a new home. A home far away from us. One where he can aggravate and challenge someone far more deserving of cantankerous pestering all hours of the day.

[insert evil laugh here] Muhahaha!

Watch out rude Octo-Mom lady, you're getting a new alarm clock that ain't got no snooze button!

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