Forgot a diaper at church? Sorry can't help you.
Want to see the latest in fashionable diaper bag designs? Um, well. I never could have helped you with that one, but now you can't even see the latest in old-fashioned clearance rack diaper bags weighing down my shoulders.
It's been a whole year they've been gone. A birthday of sorts.
No more diapers. No more wipes. No more shoulder cramps. No more potty chairs cluttering up the bathrooms. No more hunched shoulders from changing diapers. No more blow outs. No more gagging fits. It's all gone, gone, gone.
I haven't missed them a bit.
Lest anyone out there think that I am a potty training expert after successfully potty training five kids, I'd have to say you're right. In fact I'm practically Dr. Sear's official potty training expert now.
My advice to all of you diaper bag toting Mommas out there:
* Pull-ups are evil.
* Bribery is not.
* And finally just get this "Flush and Cheer" potty seat...
Wish these had been around when I was potty training. It's so cool, your child will potty train themselves.
