To the Previous Occupant of Spencer's Blood and Bone Marrow (aka Leukemia Cells),
Pursuant to law 4/30, please see the restraining order document below.
In the following document you will see orders to cease and desist all production of leukemia cells immediately. The residence in which you are living in cannot take any more abuse and we have already tried to restrain you under the auspices of the law (chemo, prayers, etc).
You have forthwith been warned to keep your malformed cells packed away and do not attempt to enter the premises (aka Spencer's bone marrow) ever again. Failure to follow these specific warnings may result in your immediate eviction by the medical team known as "blood and marrow transplant." I have heard that these are rough to deal with and it would be much easier for your's and Spencer's sake to stay peacefully away.
Sincerely Yours,
A Concerned Citizen
Pursuant to law 4/30, please see the restraining order document below.
In the following document you will see orders to cease and desist all production of leukemia cells immediately. The residence in which you are living in cannot take any more abuse and we have already tried to restrain you under the auspices of the law (chemo, prayers, etc).
You have forthwith been warned to keep your malformed cells packed away and do not attempt to enter the premises (aka Spencer's bone marrow) ever again. Failure to follow these specific warnings may result in your immediate eviction by the medical team known as "blood and marrow transplant." I have heard that these are rough to deal with and it would be much easier for your's and Spencer's sake to stay peacefully away.
Sincerely Yours,
A Concerned Citizen
www.legalfakes.com
1 comment:
Rumor has it that the 712th Nonjudicial District Court is the worst to deal with, so those leukemia cells would do well to heed your warning and comply with the order.
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