I was dutifully typing up a rather detailed recap of this past month when I thought, "Oh nuts! This is the most boring blogpost this side of the coconut tree."
Then out of the blue I sneezed loudly, "CASHEW!"
Nearby, Ellie was quick to exclaim, "Bless you, my hazelnutted eyed mother!"
She then continued, "Did you know that pecan turn the snow yellow?"
The exclamation and coconutty question from my little peanut gave me the perfectly marvelous idea to nutcracker the whole boring blogpost and instead roast our entire month into a walnut shell.
My little pistachios didn't think it could be done, but I believe that it's an idea that is nuttin' but macademical!
Perhaps this blogpost about nuttin' much may yet put you to sleep, but at least you'll sleep tonight with a surer vision of how nutty your friend Lara really is. :)
Then out of the blue I sneezed loudly, "CASHEW!"
Nearby, Ellie was quick to exclaim, "Bless you, my hazelnutted eyed mother!"
She then continued, "Did you know that pecan turn the snow yellow?"
The exclamation and coconutty question from my little peanut gave me the perfectly marvelous idea to nutcracker the whole boring blogpost and instead roast our entire month into a walnut shell.
My little pistachios didn't think it could be done, but I believe that it's an idea that is nuttin' but macademical!
Perhaps this blogpost about nuttin' much may yet put you to sleep, but at least you'll sleep tonight with a surer vision of how nutty your friend Lara really is. :)
4 comments:
That's absolutely the biggest nut job I've ever heard!
Lara may be a nut, but Peanuts are actually legumes, not nuts. True story. Love, Cliff Clavin.
Lara you are a bit nutty. (o:
This is nutty! And witty. And cute.
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