Dear Chamber of Commerce of the Eastern Shore of Virginia,
You may want to rethink your available selection of postcards.
Although racks and racks of postcards of a dilapidated house and a super close-up of an oyster could be charming in certain circles, I'm not sure on which planet those circles can be found.
May I suggest that a postcard of something like this to be a tad more effective?
Sure it's just an iphone shot and not overly exciting, but it certainly fits the whole, "Virginia is for Lovers" theme a little better than a run-down house.
Even a cheesy picture of a cute girl taking selfies while swinging on an amusement park ride seems quite a bit more appealing than your current offerings.
And what about a postcard of a cute girl proudly holding up the two stuffed tarsiers (or are they loris?) she won? Who can resist neon rainforest animals?!
If all else fails, even a shadowy picture of a family having fun on a carousel would be better than oysters.
Thank you for considering these other options and yes, I am volunteering to be your official advertiser/photographer. My salary Requirements are $497,000 per year, a season pass to everything fun in the area, and a super telephoto lens for my camera. I will look forward to your call.
Lara
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