Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Golden Nuggets of Six-Year-Old Wisdom

Actual Conversation with Adam:
Adam: "Mom, some kids have been farting in my class at school."

Me: "We don't say 'fart' in our family. Could you please use 'toot' instead?"

Adam: "But they weren't tooting, they were farting."

Me (quizzically): "Huh? Is there a difference?"

Adam (in exasperation): "Yes! A toot is a smelly thing that comes from back there (pointing) and a fart is a noise you make with your armpits."

So there you have it...I learn something new every day.


Steve-Rosanna said...

Really Wawa! What did we tell you about allowing your babies to spend any time around their Uncle PP?

Sorry Pete...too tempting to resist.

Love, Grandpa-Grandma

Charlene said...

Too funny! I like your header above. You do such a great job with that.

Denise said...


ps. Hey, I know that header! Nice embellishments!

Andie said...

Gotta love it! I thought boys outgrew that stuff eventually, but I'm still waiting for my boy of 35 to stop thinking potty humor is funny! ;-)

K said...

I'm so glad that according to Adam's definition NO ONE EVER farts in this house. Sweet!

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