Adam: "Mom, some kids have been farting in my class at school."Me: "We don't say 'fart' in our family. Could you please use 'toot' instead?"
Adam: "But they weren't tooting, they were farting."
Me (quizzically): "Huh? Is there a difference?"
Adam (in exasperation): "Yes! A toot is a smelly thing that comes from back there (pointing) and a fart is a noise you make with your armpits."
So there you have it...I learn something new every day.
5 comments:
Really Wawa! What did we tell you about allowing your babies to spend any time around their Uncle PP?
Sorry Pete...too tempting to resist.
Love, Grandpa-Grandma
Too funny! I like your header above. You do such a great job with that.
hahahahahahaha!
ps. Hey, I know that header! Nice embellishments!
Gotta love it! I thought boys outgrew that stuff eventually, but I'm still waiting for my boy of 35 to stop thinking potty humor is funny! ;-)
I'm so glad that according to Adam's definition NO ONE EVER farts in this house. Sweet!
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