Remember Miss Grumpy Lunch Lady who likes to yell at me?
Although I look all sweet and innocent in these pictures, in reality, I sure showed Grumpy Lady a thing or two last Thursday....
I brought Subway sandwiches to the school Thanksgiving luncheon,
instead of buying her pressed turkey parts in gravy.
And then, in a fit of rebellious vengeance, stood up on the table and yelled,
"Hello! My name is Inigo mon-Lara. You yelled at me. Prepare to splee"
I don't know what 'splee' means, but it rhymed with 'me' and sounded all cool and vengeful, so I just went with it.
Then I grabbed an extra one of her precious plastic spoons and challenged her to a battle of the wits right then and there.
I won handily....of course.
I won handily....of course.
(For some strange reason, nobody really believes me when I tell them this story. I'm hoping that by putting it here in print that people will finally start to take me seriously for once.)
*******************
4 comments:
I can totally see you doing this, Lara ;) I'm glad you got your revenge!
Splee!!!! Splee!!! Splee!!!
I like it.
Maybe we can start something here.
ps. I TOTALLY believe you.
Of course, I believe this really happened. Ellie even told me all about it. She even joined in the fun by stealing a few extra plastic forks and spoons.
What ever happened to sporks? Now that would be a duel! =)
Post a Comment