Chunky guys and Father's day tradition

So we have this funny Father's day tradition in our house. Every year we buy an assortment of candy bars and make Glen a message using the names of the candy. The kids love it, Glen tolerates it in good humor, and the results are always entertaining.This year I gave complete free license to the kids to create it (mostly Cami) and here's what they came up with:

Dear Daddy,
We DOVE you MOUNDS and you love BUTTERFINGERS. You are a FAST BREAK and you will SKOR in the BIG CUP over the CHUNKY guys. MR. GOODBAR is an AIRHEAD but you are a NERD. On PAYDAY you will send Mommy on a shopping SPREE.
Love,
Your SWEETTARTS

Glen was grateful that they used the dangerous adjective "CHUNKY" in a nice way!

We love you Daddy! Happy Father's Day!