Thursday, April 23, 2009

World's Greatest Poems

My mom is kind of tired tonight since she had to teach preschool today, so I'm doing my mom's blog post for the night. Here's a couple of poems I had to write for school for my poetry book. We had to pick 2 celebrities to make fun of (ya, my teacher's kind of weird like that).

Everybody loves Simon Cowell
With his honest and truthful critiques
But have you ever seen his mean old scowl?
That only adds to his mystique.


A real life diva you will find
In this girl with the dumbest mind.
Paris Hilton is her name
and she really thinks she belongs in the hall of fame.


Here's an acrostic poem I made about myself.

Caring and loving towards everyone
Always happy and laughing
Making treats too much for her mom's liking

Run! Run! Run
Optimistic in everything she does
Sandy blond hair
Elected SCA President

If you want a copy of the worlds greatest poetry written by yours truly that will be $25 a copy, checks payable to me.


Steve-Rosanna said...

Like your Mother-you are one multi-talented kiddo (not that your mom is a kid-but just multi-talented).

Love your poetry.

Our check is in the mail!

Love, Grandpa-Grandma

K said...

I can't believe my dad beat me to the punchline cause my check is in the mail too! (o:

Deanne said...

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I enjoyed your post just as much as I enjoy your moms. What a talented and entertaining family! (great poetry writing too!)

annalisa said...

cami you are hilarious! i love your poems:)

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