World's Greatest Poems

My mom is kind of tired tonight since she had to teach preschool today, so I'm doing my mom's blog post for the night. Here's a couple of poems I had to write for school for my poetry book. We had to pick 2 celebrities to make fun of (ya, my teacher's kind of weird like that).

Everybody loves Simon Cowell
With his honest and truthful critiques
But have you ever seen his mean old scowl?
That only adds to his mystique.

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A real life diva you will find
In this girl with the dumbest mind.
Paris Hilton is her name
and she really thinks she belongs in the hall of fame.

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Here's an acrostic poem I made about myself.

Caring and loving towards everyone
Always happy and laughing
Making treats too much for her mom's liking
Intelligent

Run! Run! Run
Optimistic in everything she does
Sandy blond hair
Elected SCA President

If you want a copy of the worlds greatest poetry written by yours truly that will be $25 a copy, checks payable to me.