Each calendar is only $27.99 + tax and a small shipping charge of $12. Checks can be made payable to Lara's Super Moon Account. All proceeds go to benefit the countries damaged by the Super Moon’s super gravity (ie Japan, Libya, etc).
While most people’s walls sport boring old calendars with pictures of landscapes, flowers, or cute little puppies on each page…
You don’t have to be run-of-the-mill anymore, because today is your lucky day!
You my friend, can kiss your boring old walls goodbye!
It’s time to take your walls to the next level
and totally wow your friends and family….
with this one-of-a-kind, up-to-date, super hot, TOTALLY AMAZING calendar I designed just today.
100% of all pictures were taken either by yours truly or by my unpaid child servants and I guarantee you won’t find these lovely pictures anywhere else on the web.
BRACE YOURSELVES for loveliness
beyond your wildest imagination! This vision of other worlds will light up your space, inspire you to create big, AND help you track all the stuff happening in your life!
So without further ado, hold on to your eyeballs…..my very first calendar:
“The glorious super moon rising over the Virginia landscape”
January February
March April
May June
July August
September October
And if those amazingly out-of-this-world pictures aren't enough to convince to buy this calendar yet, then you must check out the stunning detailing on this work of art:
Each picture is affixed with super strength duct tape, guaranteed to eliminate pictures falling out of your calendar once and for all. In addition, the duct tape will speak volumes of your sensibility and eye for details!Don't miss out on this ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity to own your own piece of history. This is one purchase, you'll applaud yourself for making over and over again. Don't miss out!!!!!!!
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6 comments:
Sign me up for 10 bajillion of those calendars please!
Thanks for the pictures of the Super Moon, since it was cloudy here and we did not get to see it.
LOL! Well I WAS saving my money for the Our Best Bites cookbook, but I think I would get much more use out of this!
oohh oohh oohh. I want some. They would be good Christmas gifts :)
P.S. You're hilarious!
Awooooooooooo!
Too funny!! Totally made my night.
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